Fat! Fats!! Fat!!!

I think I need to go for liposuction or gastric bypass...did I here you say ehn? its not that bad o, am not obessed or even close!lol just looking to keep in shape sexy me. These gym things is not working again, plus I have not been consistent with the regimens. I wonder how its so easy to put on pounds and super difficult to lose them. Tried starving myself...maybe that would have helped but NOPE it didn't! I could not even shed half a kg. The pain really is when you start growing pot belle...lol.

Ok! I blame it all on my eating habits, late night snacking, eating in-between meals and loads of junk foods. Watching Kimora Lee Simon's life on the fab lane today on tv reminded me that am not in this fight alone, though I envy her sha what babe doesn't?...she had to get all these experts: to prepare her special diets, a juice expert and a special trainer besides she has all the money in the world to get herself whatever it takes to remain trim. Now tell me how won't she lose those extra pounds. Aside the gym, I have cultivated the habit of taking evening walks, but then that too is not regular with me, if am not too tired from running around during the day, it will be no company...you know company makes it more fun, gisting and jogging.

Recently, I read on twitter from @uberfacts that red wine can help in weight loss as it contains certain components which helps in breaking down fatty tissues. That kinda awed me as I only heard red wine is good for the heart. Now red wine has multi functions. Good news that is for red wine lovers, no wonder oyibo people (Whites) in movies though, always have it during evening meals...hmmm...smart one, helps speed up metabolic rate when the body is at rest. So I have started forming oyibo pattern by also having red wine during evening meals and its been leaving me tipsy and I wonder how they do it, abi dem get their own special wine ni?lol am not seeing results yet o! Naija style of wanting sharp sharp results na...quick action...lol. 

I have made up my mind to lose atleast 5kgs for a start, dedicating my time to that, thank God I have a strict trainer and for late night snacking I have resorted to fruits: apples, water melon, pawpaw, bananas, grapes and mangoes. Next am getting a juicer! Can't afford to derail in this, weight loss is serious business! Would keep una posted for results sha...

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